mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

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howprecious:

Jena Malone

howprecious:

Jena Malone

knowyourmeme:

Don’t make the Cola bear angry.

knowyourmeme:

Don’t make the Cola bear angry.

pompous-panda:

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iraffiruse:

Twisted Speedo

I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.

You have to believe me, I tried…

CookieMonster2014

I support him

he has my vote.

this is gold. 

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unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

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